not-alex-turner:

I want this engraved on my tombstone and tattooed on my body.

request (x)

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what


Having an entire week off means getting to slap the bag before 11 AM right

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dekutree:

suspicious as fuck



when your boobs get bigger but then you realize it’s only because you put on weight

the pain is real

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