I want this engraved on my tombstone and tattooed on my body.

request (x)

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

Having an entire week off means getting to slap the bag before 11 AM right



suspicious as fuck

when your boobs get bigger but then you realize it’s only because you put on weight

the pain is real